FML

You know it's not that easy for me at the moment coping with everything that has been going on at the moment. A 16 year relationship has come to an end, I'm trying with varying degrees of success to start dating again, there's someone at work who I have realised that I really, really like but her feelings are obviously not the same as mine, there are some big changes occurring at work, and my flatmate has just declared that she now has a boyfriend and that she would like him to sleep over occasionally. This is what I am going to talk about in this post.

Now before people start thinking that the reason why I am upset about my flatmate having a boyfriend is because I'm jealous, it's not true. Sure she's cute and funny and smart, but she's not my type. Perhaps I'm a little jealous that she's found someone and I haven't but that's it. (How can someone else be happy when I am sp fucking miserable?) What is really bugging me is that she wants him to sleep over. The problem with this flat is that the bedroom walls are paper thin and I can hear everything she does at night. I can tell you that she talks in her sleep (heck, she even sings in her sleep), as well as farting and burping. I'd hate to come home from a hard night at work only to find that instead of being able to go straight to bed, I instead have to listen to her and her boyfriend fucking all night. It's bad enough listening to the noises she makes when she masturbates in the middle of the night!!!